I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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