No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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