Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize