just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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