I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
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She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.