No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!