You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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