So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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