Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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