yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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