Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
