I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
i think im in europe. pls send help
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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