fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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