I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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