Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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