I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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