She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
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Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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