Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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