how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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