i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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