Do vagina's smell?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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