Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
is it fun? or sober?
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