i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
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I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?