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(917): View more from New York City

i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.

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(585): View more from New York

im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed

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(313): View more from Michigan

well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.

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(541): View more from Oregon

rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.

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(210): View more from Texas

Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.

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(719): View more from Colorado

we are not taking body shots with the irish cream

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Since when is my clitoris pierced?

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