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I'm really into asian looking animals

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(916): I'm really into asian looking animals http://tfl.nu/3ena

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i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.

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(401): i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care. http://tfl.nu/npdd

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this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.

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(717): this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success. http://tfl.nu/z2ja

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I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.

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(865): I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it. http://tfl.nu/q5jx

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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females

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(215): no. 1 rule of bromania: no females http://tfl.nu/0toi

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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?

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(562): Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment? http://tfl.nu/8kce

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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?

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(832): I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going? http://tfl.nu/o7kr

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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.

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(845): The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction. http://tfl.nu/75bn

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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador

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(907): Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador http://tfl.nu/015q

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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy

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(301): He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy http://tfl.nu/agcj

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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.

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(440): Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it. http://tfl.nu/mpdx

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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts

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(610): Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts http://tfl.nu/c7v2

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Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"

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Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.

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(559): Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!" (707): Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war. http://tfl.nu/84el

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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him

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(403): He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him http://tfl.nu/czi8

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i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca

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(301): i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca http://tfl.nu/knhd

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