Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
