i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
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I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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