At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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