at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wish my penis had an off switch
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Congratulations! We have a period
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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