come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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