go do what you do best...puke behind churches
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
