Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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