Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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