Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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