so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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