love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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