if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.