you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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