I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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