I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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