i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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