from now on my penis is your penis
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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