WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
soo... how was my night?
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