seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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