i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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