Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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