What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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