the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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