Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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Sext me about skeletons
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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