Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
another moral hangover. fuck.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
