and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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