Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
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bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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