I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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