she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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