is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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