hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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