Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i permit you to call me
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
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Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
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So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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